Thursday, July 28, 2011

Sloth Injection

So ever wake up, if you can call it that, and go through your whole morning routine before you realize you’re not in bed?!
There you are standing in the bathroom putting on that touch of cologne (or perfume for you ladies) for the day when you suddenly realize you don’t remember getting in the shower, you have no idea when you picked out your clothes or if Iyou ate breakfast, did you even put deodorant on? Your face feels as if it is hanging 2 inches lower than it should, but that’s not important at the moment; you gotta make sure you’re even wearing socks or underwear.
That was my morning exactly! I still don’t remember anything about it and can’t believe the amazing fact that I managed to pack a change of clothes for the fair tonight that somehow don’t miss match too bad (even if the shorts have a grass stain…Lisa can you bring me another pair?)!
You remember that little booger (my nephew) who made that surprise visit at work? Well him and his parents (my bro and sis-in-law) were still around so we played the game Things till like 12:30am so needless to say after the 40 minute ride home and the 1.23 seconds it took me to get in bed upon arrival it was about 1:10.123am before I got to sleep.
The fact I feel this way today is yet another sign of how old I’m getting…or feeling…perhaps both, still too tired to fully process things. Feels like I drank too much the night before but the sad truth is I didn't have a drop of alcohol last night! Pretty pathetic huh?
Well I’m gonna go grab my 3rd or 4th cup of coffee, turn my desk fan on, and attempt to stay awake the rest of the day (only half of it is left). Keep on Keepin’ on…even if you feel like a syringe of slothness got injected into your system!
Pray I don't become this guy today at work:

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